#!/usr/bin/env emd
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(:def slayyyter
(:oneof
(| "I'm blowing all my money right up my nose")
(| "I let him eat the fish like Nobu")
(|
'''
He's watching how far I can go
Erupts like a volcano
''')
(| "Baby let me swallow them kids")
(| "my coat chinchilla")))
(:def ayesha
(:oneof
(| "rhinoplasty forever")
(| "Razor blades and rubbers in my Yves St. Laurent")
(| "I want a hard facefucking in your '82 DeLorean")
(| "My tampon is small")
(| "I wanna look like the magazines")
(|
'''
I wanna let my hair down
''')
(| "I got a thin waist, model legs, looking pussy in the face")
(| "If he's not a millionaire then I've gots to go")
(| "I'm 5'7\", he's alive")
(| "suicide on my wishlist")
(|
'''
I love robbery and fraud
I'm a shoplifting God
''')
(| "I'm a self-made thousandaire")
(|
'''
Now, you don't have to hate me
I do that enough myself
''')
(|
'''
Preventing teen pregnancy is easy as can be
Just put on your condom and follow me
''')
(|
'''
Instead of liquor
I drink some cleaner
''')
(| "Pound me til you're out of breath")
(|
'''
Since fourteen
I've been making football players cream
''')
(| "Don't touch me I'm expensive")
(| "Grab these tits and pull that hair")
(|
'''
blunt on my lip
fanny pack on my hip
''')
(| "I don't want Gucci I want trashy")
(| "I like hard dick and an even harder fist")
(|
'''
I can meet you after the show
In the parking lot next to the Super Eight Motel
''')
(| "Long dreads, snapback")
(| "I hope I'm turning you on")
(| "Feel that estrogen")
(|
'''
I like it rough, yeah, put it in my butt
''')
(| "I'll blow your dick while you drive to the beach.")
(| "Leave a cock blowing up like the world trade")
(| "I love doing crack")
(| "You can call me a slut bitch I get paid")
(| "Suck you dry like a fucking leech")
(| "If I want to fuck a teacher? I will.")
(| "When you talk business it makes me wet")
(| "Whose pussy smells like rosebush?")
(| "I need 15k for a pair of new tits")
(| "I chew more meat than Burger King")
(| "Flip me around and come get some")
(|
'''
Pills are so sweet
I love all the things that are sweet
How many pills shall I eat
''')
(| "pulling on the nipples and he gets you real wet")
(| "Let your white studded belt hit the ground")
(| "I'm wearing fur to the pussy colored strawberry blonde")
(| "We're barely legal teen queens who love a mouth full of cock")
(| "if the hole’s empty then fill it")
(| "Put addys in my slurpee")
(| "I'm a valley girl fuckdoll living in the trash")
(| "I wanna be synthetic")
(|
'''
Then his tongue starts movin' down to somewhere new
He pulls his dick out and before you can ask
He slides ten inches in your pretty little ass
''')
(|
'''
I wanna get fucked with a beer bottle
Break it, watch me bleed out
''')
(| "bloody's how I like it, with an extra side of hate")
(| "Never drink anything under 10 grand")
(| "Don't tell anybody about your flaws")
(| "you gotta be ready for tons of oral")
(|
'''
I'm a young, rich, skinny bitch
And that's what fucking matters
''')
(|
'''
Chopping up in the Mercedes
Snort it straight off of the dash
''')
(| "You get ignored cause you're poor")
(|
'''
He's thin, tall, pale and frail
He's got no money, fresh out of jail
''')
(| "My pussy tastes like Apple Jacks")
(| "I'm the First Lady of Juicy Couture")
(| "Sorry can't take your call cause I'm catching kids")
(|
'''
I sleep with guys
Just for fun and drugs
''')
(|
'''
Breakfast at Tiffany's, lunch we're heading to Sak's
Dinner will be Balenciaga, Chanel will be a snack
''')
(|
'''
All I want for Christmas is
An 8 ball of blow and a pair of new tits
''')
(|
'''
One skin, two skin, three skin, four
''')
(|
'''
Gag reflex? Bitch, think again
''')
(|
'''
he loves me but he fucks me like he hates my guts
''')
(|
'''
Honk the horn with ya big old breasts
''')
(|
'''
Who put my baby in the oven?
''')
(|
'''
Don't like relaxin' so I don't smoke pot
''')
(|
'''
They say sex doesn’t sell anymore, but how come it's still selling in hotel rooms I go to?
''')))
(:def main
ayesha)