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; see https://twitter.com/fionalyric for a fleshed-out implementation of this idea
(:def fiona
(:oneof
(| "You forgot the difference between equanimity and passivity.")
(| "You're more likely to get cut with a dull tool than a sharp one.")
(| "I've finally grown weary of waiting to be consumed by you.")
(| "The child is gone.")
(| "If you're right you'll agree.")
(| "I just wanna feel everything")
(| "What does she think of me?")
(| "You raped me in the same bed your daughter was born in.")
(| "I want to suffer for my sins")
(| "I'm full as a tick")
(| "I wanna make a mistake")
(| "Scratch me out, free yourself.")
(| "I watch you live to have my fun.")
(| "Run, free yourself of me.")
(|
'''
Oh darling, it's so sweet
You think you know how crazy, how crazy I am.
''')
(| "I need to be redeemed to the one I've sinned against")
(|
'''
He said "It's all in your head,"
And I said "so's everything" but he didn't get it.
''')
(|
'''
My feel for you, boy
Is decaying in front of me
Like the carrion of a murdered prey
''')
(| "I don't feel anything until I smash it up")
(| "I may need a chaperone")
(|
'''
All that love must've been lacking something
If I got bored trying to figure you out
''')
(|
'''
How can I ask anyone to love me
When all I do is beg to be left alone?
''')
(|
'''
So I will keep a deliberate pace
Let the damned breeze dry my face
''')
(| "I think he let me down when he didn't disappoint me.")
(|
'''
If I let you get too close
''')
(| "Hunger hurts but starving works.")
(|
'''
What's so impressive about a diamond
Except the mining
''')
(| "Now I only move to move.")
(|
'''
I would beg to disagree
But begging disagrees with me
''')
(| "Fetch the bolt cutters")
(| "I ran out of white doves' feathers\nTo soak up the hot piss that comes from your mouth")
(| "Just tolerate my little fist\nTugging on your forest chest")))
(:def main
fiona)