diff --git a/LICENSE.txt b/LICENSE.txt
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+Bizzlelude
+Copyright (c) 2017, Jason Bertsche
+All rights reserved.
+
+Redistribution and use in source and binary forms, with or without
+modification, are permitted provided that the following conditions are met:
+    * Redistributions of source code must retain the above copyright
+      notice, this list of conditions and the following disclaimer.
+    * Redistributions in binary form must reproduce the above copyright
+      notice, this list of conditions and the following disclaimer in the
+      documentation and/or other materials provided with the distribution.
+    * Neither the name of Jason Bertsche nor the
+      names of project contributors may be used to endorse or promote products
+      derived from this software without specific prior written permission.
+
+THIS SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED BY THE COPYRIGHT HOLDERS AND CONTRIBUTORS "AS IS" AND
+ANY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE IMPLIED
+WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE ARE
+DISCLAIMED. IN NO EVENT SHALL JASON BERTSCHE BE LIABLE FOR ANY
+DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, EXEMPLARY, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES
+(INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, PROCUREMENT OF SUBSTITUTE GOODS OR SERVICES;
+LOSS OF USE, DATA, OR PROFITS; OR BUSINESS INTERRUPTION) HOWEVER CAUSED AND
+ON ANY THEORY OF LIABILITY, WHETHER IN CONTRACT, STRICT LIABILITY, OR TORT
+(INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE OR OTHERWISE) ARISING IN ANY WAY OUT OF THE USE OF THIS
+SOFTWARE, EVEN IF ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGE.
diff --git a/Setup.hs b/Setup.hs
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+import Distribution.PackageDescription
+import Distribution.Simple
+import Distribution.Simple.LocalBuildInfo
+import Distribution.Simple.Setup
+
+import System.Process
+
+main :: IO ()
+main = defaultMain
diff --git a/bizzlelude-js.cabal b/bizzlelude-js.cabal
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+Name:                bizzlelude-js
+Version:             0.0.4
+Cabal-version:       >=1.22.0
+License:             BSD3
+License-File:        LICENSE.txt
+Author:              Jason Bertsche
+Maintainer:          jason.bertsche@gmail.com
+Homepage:            http://github.com/TheBizzle
+Category:            Prelude
+Synopsis:            A lousy Prelude replacement by a lousy dude
+Description:         A lousy Prelude replacement by a lousy dude.  Imports common things while trying to avoid importing things could cause naming conflicts.  Favors `Text` over `String`.  Wants using `IO` to be painful.
+Stability:           Experimental
+Build-type:          Simple
+
+source-repository head
+  type:     git
+  location: git@github.com:TheBizzle/Bizzlelude.git
+
+library
+  hs-source-dirs:   src/main
+  exposed-modules:  Bizzlelude
+  default-extensions: NoImplicitPrelude, OverloadedStrings
+  default-language: Haskell2010
+  GHC-Options:
+    -Wall
+    -fno-warn-name-shadowing
+    -funbox-strict-fields
+  Build-depends:
+    base       >= 4.8    && < 5,
+    containers >= 0.5.6  && < 0.6.0,
+    text       >= 1.2.2  && < 1.3.0
diff --git a/src/main/Bizzlelude.hs b/src/main/Bizzlelude.hs
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+module Bizzlelude((|>), (<&>), asPath, asString, asText, concat, error, groupOn, map, putStrFlush, return', scalaGroupBy, showText, uncurry3, uncurry4, uncurry5, unsafeRead
+                 , module Control.Arrow, module Control.Applicative, module Control.Monad, module Data.Bifunctor, module Data.Bool, module Data.Char, module Data.Either, module Data.Eq, module Data.Foldable, module Data.Function, module Data.Functor, module Data.Int, module Data.IntSet, module Data.Map, module Data.Maybe, module Data.Monoid, module Data.Set, module Data.Text, module Data.Tuple, module Debug.Trace, module Prelude, module System.IO.Error) where
+
+import Control.Arrow((&&&), (***), (>>>))
+import Control.Applicative(Alternative((<|>)), Applicative((<*>), (<*), (*>), pure))
+import Control.Monad((>=>), filterM, foldM, foldM_, forM, forM_, guard, join, mapM, mapM_, Monad((>>), (>>=), return), MonadPlus(), sequence, sequence_, unless, when)
+
+import Data.Bifunctor(Bifunctor(bimap, first, second))
+import Data.Bool(Bool(False, True), (&&), (||), not, otherwise)
+import Data.Char(Char, digitToInt, intToDigit)
+import Data.Either(Either(Left, Right), either, lefts, isLeft, isRight, partitionEithers, rights)
+import Data.Eq(Eq((==), (/=)))
+import Data.Foldable(Foldable(fold, foldMap, foldr, foldr', foldl, foldl', foldr1, foldl1, null, length, elem, maximum, minimum, sum, product), foldlM, for_, sequenceA_, and, or, any, all, maximumBy, minimumBy, find)
+import Data.Function(($), (.), const, flip, id, on)
+import Data.Functor((<$), (<$>), ($>), Functor(fmap), void)
+import Data.Int(Int, Int8, Int16, Int32, Int64)
+import Data.IntSet(IntSet)
+import Data.Map(Map)
+import Data.Maybe(catMaybes, fromMaybe, isJust, isNothing, maybe, Maybe(Just, Nothing))
+import Data.Monoid((<>), Monoid(mappend, mempty))
+import Data.Ord(Ord((<), (<=), (>), (>=), compare, max, min), Ordering(EQ, GT, LT))
+import Data.Set(Set)
+import Data.Text(lines, Text, unlines, unwords, words)
+import Data.Tuple(curry, fst, snd, swap, uncurry)
+
+import Debug.Trace(trace, traceEvent, traceEventIO, traceId, traceIO, traceM, traceMarker, traceMarkerIO, traceShow, traceShowId, traceShowM, traceStack)
+
+import Prelude((^), ($!), Double, FilePath, Float, Fractional((/), recip, fromRational), fromIntegral, Floating, pi, exp, log, sqrt, (**), logBase, sin, cos, tan, asin, acos, atan, sinh, cosh, tanh, asinh, acosh, atanh, Integral(quot, rem, div, mod, quotRem, divMod, toInteger), Integer, IO, Num((+), (-), (*), abs, signum, fromInteger, negate), read, RealFrac(properFraction, truncate, round, ceiling, floor), seq, Show(show), subtract, String, undefined)
+
+import System.IO.Error(IOError, ioError, userError)
+
+import qualified Prelude
+
+import qualified Data.Either      as Either
+import qualified Data.Foldable    as Foldable
+import qualified Data.List        as List
+import qualified Data.Text        as Text
+import qualified Data.Text.IO     as TIO
+import qualified Data.Text.Read   as DTR
+import qualified System.IO        as SIO
+
+(|>) :: a -> (a -> b) -> b
+a |> f = f a
+
+asString :: Text -> Prelude.String
+asString = Text.unpack
+
+asPath :: Text -> Prelude.FilePath
+asPath = asString
+
+asText :: Prelude.String -> Text
+asText = Text.pack
+
+showText :: Show a => a -> Text
+showText = show >>> asText
+
+concat :: (Foldable t, MonadPlus m) => t (m a) -> m a
+concat = Foldable.msum
+
+error :: Text -> a
+error = asString >>> Prelude.error
+
+map :: (Prelude.Functor f) => (a -> b) -> f a -> f b
+map = Prelude.fmap
+
+(<&>) :: Functor f => f a -> (a -> b) -> f b
+(<&>) = flip map
+
+groupOn :: Ord criterion => (item -> criterion) -> [item] -> [[item]]
+groupOn f = sort >>> group
+  where
+    sort  = List.sortBy (compare `on` f)
+    group = List.groupBy ((==) `on` f)
+
+return' :: (Monad m) => a -> m a
+return' = (return $!)
+
+scalaGroupBy :: Ord criterion => (item -> criterion) -> [item] -> [(criterion, [item])]
+scalaGroupBy f = (groupOn f) >>> pair
+  where
+    pair  = tee $ List.head >>> f
+    tee f = map $ f &&& id
+
+-- Hack to make GHCI print this before the prompt (JAB, 2/20/17)
+putStrFlush :: Text -> IO ()
+putStrFlush x = (TIO.putStr x) >>= (const $ SIO.hFlush SIO.stdout)
+
+unsafeRead :: Integral a => Text -> a
+unsafeRead = DTR.decimal >>> (Either.either (error "Well, that read *was* unsafe...") id) >>> fst
+
+uncurry3 :: (a -> b -> c -> d) -> ((a, b, c) -> d)
+uncurry3 f (a, b, c) = f a b c
+
+uncurry4 :: (a -> b -> c -> d -> e) -> ((a, b, c, d) -> e)
+uncurry4 f (a, b, c, d) = f a b c d
+
+uncurry5 :: (a -> b -> c -> d -> e -> f) -> ((a, b, c, d, e) -> f)
+uncurry5 f (a, b, c, d, e) = f a b c d e