diff --git a/LICENSE b/LICENSE
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+Copyright Tobias Dammers (c) 2019
+
+All rights reserved.
+
+Redistribution and use in source and binary forms, with or without
+modification, are permitted provided that the following conditions are met:
+
+    * Redistributions of source code must retain the above copyright
+      notice, this list of conditions and the following disclaimer.
+
+    * Redistributions in binary form must reproduce the above
+      copyright notice, this list of conditions and the following
+      disclaimer in the documentation and/or other materials provided
+      with the distribution.
+
+    * Neither the name of Author name here nor the names of other
+      contributors may be used to endorse or promote products derived
+      from this software without specific prior written permission.
+
+THIS SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED BY THE COPYRIGHT HOLDERS AND CONTRIBUTORS
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+(INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE OR OTHERWISE) ARISING IN ANY WAY OUT OF THE USE
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diff --git a/This.hs b/This.hs
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+{-#LANGUAGE TemplateHaskell #-}
+-- | Python's built-in @import this@ feature, ported to Haskell.
+-- Usage: just import 'This' and observe the magic.
+-- Known issue: the magic may not happen when you expect it to. Deal with it.
+module This where
+
+import Language.Haskell.TH
+
+$(do
+    runIO $ putStrLn "The Eightfold Path To Monad Satori, by Stephen Diehl"
+    runIO $ putStrLn ""
+    runIO $ putStrLn "1. Don't read the monad tutorials."
+    runIO $ putStrLn "2. No really, don't read the monad tutorials."
+    runIO $ putStrLn "3. Learn about Haskell types."
+    runIO $ putStrLn "4. Learn what a typeclass is."
+    runIO $ putStrLn "5. Read the Typeclassopedia."
+    runIO $ putStrLn "6. Read the monad definitions."
+    runIO $ putStrLn "7. Use monads in real code."
+    runIO $ putStrLn "8. Don't write monad-analogy tutorials."
+
+    return []
+  )
diff --git a/acme-this.cabal b/acme-this.cabal
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+name:                acme-this
+version:             0.1.0.0
+synopsis:            import This
+description:         Python will print pseudophilosophical gibberish when you \
+                     `import this`. Haskell does not have such a feature yet. \
+                     This cannot stand. Pun intended.
+license:             BSD3
+license-file:        LICENSE
+author:              Tobias Dammers
+maintainer:          tdammers@gmail.com
+copyright:           2019 Tobias Dammers
+category:            This
+build-type:          Simple
+cabal-version:       >=1.10
+
+library
+  hs-source-dirs: .
+  exposed-modules: This
+  default-language: Haskell2010
+  build-depends: base >=4.7 && <5
+               , template-haskell >=2.14.0.0 && <2.15