diff --git a/LICENSE b/LICENSE
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+Copyright (c) 2015, Jacob Stanley
+
+All rights reserved.
+
+Redistribution and use in source and binary forms, with or without
+modification, are permitted provided that the following conditions are met:
+
+    * Redistributions of source code must retain the above copyright
+      notice, this list of conditions and the following disclaimer.
+
+    * Redistributions in binary form must reproduce the above
+      copyright notice, this list of conditions and the following
+      disclaimer in the documentation and/or other materials provided
+      with the distribution.
+
+    * Neither the name of Jacob Stanley nor the names of other
+      contributors may be used to endorse or promote products derived
+      from this software without specific prior written permission.
+
+THIS SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED BY THE COPYRIGHT HOLDERS AND CONTRIBUTORS
+"AS IS" AND ANY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES, INCLUDING, BUT NOT
+LIMITED TO, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR
+A PARTICULAR PURPOSE ARE DISCLAIMED. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE COPYRIGHT
+OWNER OR CONTRIBUTORS BE LIABLE FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL,
+SPECIAL, EXEMPLARY, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES (INCLUDING, BUT NOT
+LIMITED TO, PROCUREMENT OF SUBSTITUTE GOODS OR SERVICES; LOSS OF USE,
+DATA, OR PROFITS; OR BUSINESS INTERRUPTION) HOWEVER CAUSED AND ON ANY
+THEORY OF LIABILITY, WHETHER IN CONTRACT, STRICT LIABILITY, OR TORT
+(INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE OR OTHERWISE) ARISING IN ANY WAY OUT OF THE USE
+OF THIS SOFTWARE, EVEN IF ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGE.
diff --git a/Setup.hs b/Setup.hs
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+import Distribution.Simple
+main = defaultMain
diff --git a/acme-flipping-tables.cabal b/acme-flipping-tables.cabal
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+name:          acme-flipping-tables
+version:       0
+synopsis:      Stop execution with rage.
+description:   (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
+homepage:      http://github.com/jystic/acme-flipping-tables
+license:       BSD3
+license-file:  LICENSE
+author:        Jacob Stanley
+maintainer:    jacob@stanley.io
+category:      ACME
+build-type:    Simple
+cabal-version: >=1.10
+
+library
+  hs-source-dirs:   src
+  default-language: Haskell2010
+  exposed-modules:  Acme.Error
+  build-depends:    base >= 4.8 && < 4.9
diff --git a/src/Acme/Error.hs b/src/Acme/Error.hs
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+------------------------------------------------------------------------
+-- |
+-- Module: Acme.Error
+--
+-- Flip a table (or any other string of your choosing) to demonstrate your
+-- complete and utter rage towards the situation.
+--
+-- Usage:
+--
+-- @
+-- impossible :: a
+-- impossible = (╯°□°╯) "┻━┻"
+-- @
+--
+-- Output:
+--
+-- @
+-- λ impossible
+-- *** Exception: (╯°□°）╯︵┻━┻
+-- @
+--
+-- Usage:
+--
+-- @
+-- head []    = (╯°□°╯) "Prelude.head: empty list"
+-- head (x:_) = x
+-- @
+--
+-- Output:
+--
+-- @
+-- λ head []
+-- *** Exception: (╯°□°）╯︵ʇsıl ʎʇdɯǝ :pɐǝɥ.ǝpnlǝɹd
+-- @
+--
+
+module Acme.Error (
+    -- * (╯°□°）╯︵┻━┻
+      (╯°□°╯)
+    ) where
+
+import Data.Char (toLower)
+import Data.Maybe (fromMaybe)
+
+-- | Stops execution with rage.
+(╯°□°╯) :: String -> a
+(╯°□°╯) (┻━┻) = error ("(╯°□°）╯︵" ++ flipString (┻━┻))
+
+flipString :: String -> String
+flipString = map (go . toLower) . reverse
+  where
+    go c = fromMaybe c (lookup c (zip xs ys))
+    xs = "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?!"
+    ys = "ɐqɔpǝɟƃɥıɾʞlɯuodbɹsʇnʌʍxʎz¿¡"